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Wednesday, June 28th 2006

8:04 PM

Girl Suing Myspace

Please read this all the way through and then read my opinion at the end of the message:

"Teen, mom sue MySpace.com for $30 million
Suit filed in Travis County claims popular Internet site fails to protect children from adult sexual predators.

By Claire Osborn
AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A 14-year-old Travis County girl who said she was sexually assaulted by a Buda man she met on MySpace.com sued the popular social networking site Monday for $30 million, claiming that it fails to protect minors from adult sexual predators.

The lawsuit claims that the Web site does not require users to verify their age and calls the security measures aimed at preventing strangers from contacting users younger than 16 "utterly ineffective."

"MySpace is more concerned about making money than protecting children online," said Adam Loewy, who is representing the girl and her mother in the lawsuit against MySpace, parent company News Corp. and Pete Solis, the 19-year-old accused of sexually assaulting the girl.

Hemanshu Nigam, the chief security officer for MySpace.com, said in a written statement: "We take aggressive measures to protect our members. We encourage everyone on the Internet to engage in smart web practices and have open family dialogue about how to apply offline lessons in the online world."

Founded in 2003, MySpace has more than 80 million registered users worldwide and is the world's third most-viewed Web site, according to the lawsuit.

Loewy said the lawsuit is the first of its kind in the nation against MySpace.

Solis contacted the girl through her MySpace Web site in April, telling her that he was a high school senior who played on the football team, according to the lawsuit.

In May, after a series of e-mails and phone calls, he picked her up at school, took her out to eat and to a movie, then drove her to an apartment complex parking lot in South Austin, where he sexually assaulted her, police said. He was arrested May 19.

The lawsuit includes news reports of other assault cases in which girls were contacted through MySpace. They include a 22-year-old Wisconsin man charged with six counts of sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl and a 27-year-old Connecticut man accused of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl.

MySpace says on a "Tips for Parents" page that users must be 14 or older. The Web site does nothing to verify the age of the user, such as requiring a driver's license or credit card number, Loewy said.

To create an account, a MySpace user must list a name, an e-mail address, sex, country and date of birth.

"None of this has to be true," the lawsuit said.

Attorneys general from five states, including Texas, have asked MySpace.com to provide more security, the lawsuit said. Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott sent a letter to the MySpace.com chief executive officer May 22, asking him to require users to verify their age and identity with a credit card or verified e-mail account.

Lauren Gelman, associate director of the Center for Internet and Society at Stanford Law School, said she does not think MySpace is legally responsible for what happens away from its site.

"If you interact on MySpace, you are safe, but if a 13-year-old or 14-year-old goes out in person and meets someone she doesn't know, that is always an unsafe endeavor," Gelman said. "We need to teach our kids to be wary of strangers."

Loewy said he was confident about the lawsuit, which he said seeks damages worth 1 percent of the company's estimated worth.

"We feel that 1 percent of that is the bare minimum that they should compensate the girl for their failure to protect her online when they knew sexual predators were on that site," he said. "

Now, personally, this is the reason why 14 Year olds should not be allowed on the internet, ESPECIALLY without parental supervision. Some can handle the responsibility, but unfortunately, its dipshits like this one that ruin a perfectly good thing. And I'm not just mad at the 14 year old, I'm pissed off at the Predator as well. And you know what, there is no such thing as justified rape, however, none of this would have happened if MOMMY and/or DADDY had been paying attention. Now Lil Miss Dipshit gets molested and she wants to sue because she wasn't protected. You know what, she shouldn't have even been talking to him. She shouldn't have even agreed to meet up with him. There is no excuse for her actions, gained trust or not. A 14 year old is not capable of making those decisions. Otherwise, we wouldn't have child laws in place. The only people in fault here are the parents, child, and the predator. But thanks to the litigation happy mentaility that reigns in this country, she gets to try and sue Myspace for her mistake. Again, another Hot Coffee Spilled Lawsuit.

AND Myspace, personally, you shouldn't allow anyone under the age of 17 on this site.  There is too much adult content and too much of a risk on your part.

People be smart about what you do. 
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Tuesday, May 30th 2006

12:35 PM

Scattered Content

  • Mood: Happy
  • Music: Pink Floyd - Greatest Hits

Okay boys and girls, its time for Mages Rants.. or something like that. I have to come up with a catchy hook. Anywho, today we'll cover a few subjects. The first is celebrity nicknames. I'm not refering to Uwe Boll's nickname of Destroyer of that Which is Sacred. No, I'm refering to nicknames that refer to a couple. I'll give you the list:

Bennifer - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez or Garner.. you decide

TomKat - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (Katie Cruise just sounds ridiculous)

Brangelina - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Garfleck - Another variant of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

Spederline - Brit Spears and Kevin Federline.. sounds like a Speedo.

Vaughniston - This one is retarded. Vince Vaughn and Jen Anniston

Parisopolis - A city and the latin word for city. *Thumbs Up*

Jared Catalohan - Um.. I see Lohan.. who is Jared Cata-something?

Gyllengaard - I knew Jake Gyllenhal was gay.

Dashmi/Dashton - Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. I think Ed Rex would be better.

Now, a few of them, its obvious as to who they are. But a few of them.. its kinda hard to say exactly. Like the Parisopolis or the Gyllengaard. Why? Because those celebrity couples are obscure. They don't make front page of the tabloids (which is the extent of my celebrity knowledge. I had to google celebrity nicknames in order to make a complete list.) Now I know the first nick name was cute. That was fine.. but you have the rest of the media to ruin anything that is good in this world. You are unoriginal, overpaid bottomfeeders who should be shot where you stand. Tabloids and people who work for them are Satan's spawn. I can't stand hearing about Paparrazi (Which was a bad movie btw) get their asses beat for invading on someones privacy. People always want to side with them too. How about trying this, side with the people you devote so much time to. How about treating them like they're people. They do the same thing you do. They get up, go to work and then come home or go out to a party or take care of their kids. Yet, you have to have the cameras up their ass so you know what they're doing before they do it.Paparrazi, they're the scum of the earth and I hope they die.

Secondly, people who bitch about the price of gas.. More specifically, the assholes who take their gas rage (sounds like a medical condition), out on store clerks and what not. These limpwristed prostate fondlers are out of their minds. They either gas up and bitch about prices to the store clerk (who has no control over the price of gas) or they gas up and drive off. Hey, asshole, look at me when I'm talking to you, stop yelling at the clerk. He did nothing wrong. You want to bitch about the price of gas? Then write Exxon, Texaco, Shell, BP, and whoever else you buy gas from. Start boycotting. Start doing something active about the situation instead of bitching about it. You lazy fucks. How about cutting back on the driving? Plan your destinations ahead of time. Stop making 3 or 4 trips to the store a day. Carpool!! FUCK AROUND you lazy bastards. Stop with the bitching and get active. And a lot of you are going, well Michael, you're not getting active and all you're doing is bitching. Yeah, thats because the active step for me is to take a baseball bat and get all Babe Ruth on the back of your heads.

MOVIE REVIEWS!!

The Da Vinci Code or National Treasure: European Tour. Yes, thats right folks. There is nothing offensive in this movie. The plot is fairly simple, yet for some reason, its just not executed properly. And the sad thing is that this movie is 2.5 hours long. I think I would have enjoyed it more if it were 3 hours long.. or a made for TV miniseries. That would have at least given it time to explain more in detail the background of characters like Robert Langdon, the Opus Dei Alibo Monk, even Leigh Teabing. I'll have to read the book now if I can get past the after taste. The actors move through the movie like they're drugged. Jean Reno in particular.. which is sad, because he's decent actor. And Audrey Tatou, you're beautiful and I'm sure a talented actress, but did you have to pour the French accent in so thick? Half the time, I expected to see a subtitle caption at the bottom to understand what you were saying. The Albino Monk seemed like he was mumbling the entire time.. possibly about how poor this movie is going to do. Don't get me wrong, its a great movie, but it didn't meet expectations. Da Vinci Code, I'm giving you a 3.5/5.

X-Men 3: Last Stand. Again, another really good movie. Not great, but damned good. What I particularly liked about this movie is that it has moments where you're just left going,"Did I really see that?" One of the most pivotal moments in the movie had my jaw dropped for a few minutes after the scene. Kelsey Grammar played one hell of a Beast/Hank McCoy. I can't possibly see them getting anyone else to do the role. Cyclops and Xavier seemed to be lifeless in this one.. heheh.. Thats funny. Oh and stick around after the credits for an extra goodie. This ain't no trilogy my friends.. at least there will be a few more movies to come. So what was so bad about this one? It was a great movie.. Not the best I've ever seen mind you, but a damn good movie. There was nothing truly wrong with it. It had its memorable moments (Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!), but its not the most memorable movie ever. Like I said, go see it. Don't bitch about it. And Halle Berry did a better job in this one than she has in her previous roles. We see her really kick some ass.

The last thing I want to go over with everyone is that I just got back from a trip to Arizona. That is currently where my fiancee resides. In a few days, her and I will be married. I'll be gone for a while.. sorta.. if'n you know me, come over and meet my wife. I loves her so much. She's the best thing that has happened to me and my inspiration of all my endeavors. She is my best friend and will eventually be the mother of my children. Thank you Wendy for all you've done.

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Friday, May 5th 2006

6:51 PM

Heritage.. and the like.

  • Mood: Sleepy
  • Music: Mexican Rap
Today is May 5th. Its Cinco de Mayo, in Mexico. No its not Mexico's Independence day. That doesn't happen until September. No, on this day... aww fuck that. Today in history, Mexico kicked Frances lil' bitch ass cause they couldn't repay a debt to France. 'Nuff said.

But the reason I'm actually mentioning this to everyone is this. Today means more than that. Today should be a day where we all look back on our heritage. Where we come from. What does Cinco De Mayo mean to me? Nothing. I'm an American. I was born here. I have European and Native American blood flowing through my veins. I see this day as a day to remember where I come from. So please everyone, take some time and be proud of your heritage. Drink a Corona, beat a French mans ass, kick back, and don't let me hear you say, VIVA LA MEXICO! Otherwise, you may find me kicking your teeth in.

Oh and Google is racist. They change their home page for every holiday that comes around. They even changed that shit for "Earth Day", but did they change it for the Beaner Holiday? Hell no. Who the hell even celebrates "Earth Day?" I mean really, I haven't done shit for that day since Elementary. Then again, what could they change it to? Two Mexicans leaned up on either side of the word Google, taking a ciesta? A little pinata hanging from the "G"? Each "o" has a sombrero and a Corona bottle next to the "l"? That would be pretty fucked up. Hehe... Later ya'll!
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Wednesday, April 12th 2006

5:31 PM

Coins

  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Music: Carlos Mencia - Take a Joke America
This blog will cover 2 topics that are important to me. The first is this immigration law bullshit everyone has been shitting about, and the second will be about the duality of human nature and recent complaints I've recieved.

Lets start with the immigration law shit first. I just want to say, everyone who is protesting against the new policies, please, go kill yourself now. Listen people, a lot of you don't realize what the fuck you're protesting. Lets look at the facts shall we? America is founded on immigrants. And guess what, I'm the proud result of that. My main heritage is Hispanic and Irish (I've also got some French, Native American, Dutch, and something else in me). But you don't see me waiving a Mexican Flag around do you? No. I don't go waiving the Irish flag do I? No. And guess what, I find that shit to be very offensive. I understand you're proud of your heritage. I'm proud of mine. But when people start screaming "VIVA EL MEXICO!" I draw the line. HEY WETBACKS, IF YOU'RE FUCKING LISTENING, PAY ATTENTION:

You are in America now. You left Mexico for freedom and opportunity. If you don't like it here, you know where the border is.

Usted ahora está en América. Usted salió de México para la libertad y la oportunidad. Si usted no tiene gusto de él aquí, usted sabe donde está la frontera.

Now,  there are some questions I've been asked. The first is,"Do I think that illegal immigrants should be deported?" Yes. I do. Currently, there are 11 MILLION illegal immigrants in the United States. 11 Million. Do you fathom the amount of people that is. Of course not. 11 Million people living illegally in the United States.  And they're not all Mexican. They're all different races of peoples, but that doesn't negate the fact they shouldn't be here. Don't get me wrong, I believe in moving to the United States and LEGALLY becoming a citizen.

" Do you think that illegal immigrants should be able to remain in country and become citizens?" I believe a grace period should be given to them. A 6 month grace period that allows them to get their shit together. That is plenty of time for them to get citizenship through.

"Should the U.S. build a 200 mile fence along the Mexican border?" Not just along the Mexican border. I believe it should be along the Canadian border as well. And it needs to be tripled up as well. 10 feet tall. And there should be outposts every 50 miles fitted with snipers with tranquilizer darts. 

"Should the U.S. criminalize the employment of illegal immigrants?" Yes. Severe consequences should be made to employers who knowingly hire illegal immigrants. They don't pay taxes. They're not part of the economy. They need to be helping this country that they are taking from.

Hey, we are too kind to our immigrants, especially Mexicans. We cater to them in every way. Hey, you want to be part of this country, you want to be in the land of liberty and opportunity, then learn the language. Stop demanding special treatment. Stop demanding extra perks. Its not fair, its not right. And people who are protesting against what I said.. I NEVER and I mean, NEVER want to hear you bitch about not having a job because an immigrant took it. I never want to hear you bitch about how they get special treatment. I don't want to hear that you're unhappy with the choice.

Now, why am I acting like this? Because, I'm HUMAN. I've 2 sides. I'm a good guy, but I've my own dark and mean opinions. People who get to know me, know that I'm a great, nice guy. People who get to know me, see that I am caring and loving of all humans. But guess what, I get annoyed by how stupid people get. And thats what my blog is about. Life is not cute and fun loving and nice and whatever. Life is not shitty, and mean, and hard and whatever. Its both. I'm not cheery and happy all the time. I'm also mean and an asshole. But at least I'm honest enough with myself to admit that. People who don't like the fact that I've my own personal opinions about life know where the door is.
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Thursday, April 6th 2006

5:06 PM

And a one and a two...

  • Mood: Apathetic and Yet Loving
  • Music: Starry.K - Old Metal Gear
Okay, its a new month and its been a while since I've updated my page..so I'm gonna go on ahead and show you a little of what I'm all about. First I'm 22. I'm getting married to [Wendy, Weakened Warrior] in June of this year. Now here in my house, or anywhere I go, I belittle the people. All people. White, black, mexican, asian, big, little, fat and skinny. I don't prejudice against any specific person. Only stupid people in particular. And believe me, thanks to the internet, you people have redefined my definition of stupid. I thought it was bad with just the knowledge I know. You people have set the bar even lower for my stupid people count. And I'm here to point it out. "But Michael, thats mean. Thats not nice. Waa!" Hey, shut the fuck up. If you're offended by my words, you know where the door is. If you weren't stupid, I wouldn't be making fun of you in the first place. So to kick it off, I'll start with a PM I recieved a few days ago from a member on here. Her name is [rose05]. And yes, ya'll may feel free to insult the hell out of this member. Lets get to the PM shall we?


"hu wud want ur ugly fat girlfriend"


Okay. Now when I first read this message, two things came to mind. British Chav and 15 year old. Aww..some of y'all got offended. All the Chavs are going,"now y dd he say that abut me i ddnt do ne thing rong to hm" Why? Well look at the message. First, lets start with "hu." "hu" is short for "who." The lazy bastard left off one letter. And they didn't capitalize "h." Then there is "wud." This time, the lazy fuck left off 2 letters. Then there is "ur", with 2 letters missing. From my experience with British Chavs, this is how I've recieved messages from them before. And don't get your feelings hurt, I know its "internet slang" but lets try to raise the standard. Right now its at "Pendejo." Now, a lot of you are saying, wow, what a lazy bastard, but in all reality, if Rose was that lazy of a person, I wouldn't have recieved the message anyway. Then there is the punctuation that is missing. The message should have read out,"Who would want your fat, ugly girlfriend?" Well, to answer your question Rose, I would. However, lets look at her for a bit. Wendy weighs 104 and its clear by the pictures of her. Second, she looks better than 95% of the women who walk this planet and are not surgically enhanced. And for those of you who are going,"I don't know what that means Michael" just look at Pamela Anderson and you'll get the point. And thats why the 15 year old girl came to mind. Only an insecure little girl would say some stupid shit like that. Now, look at Rose's profile. She likes Carlisle United Football and she is 17 years old. So I was 2 years off. My bad. Well Rose, I'm not mad at you for the fact that you're jealous of Wendy. Thats fine. I'm mad that you only make British people look fucking retarded.


Now I've done made all the Chavs upset. Hey, don't get offended that I'm makin fun of your internet slang. I could be really mean and say that for the most part, all chavs remind me of are the redneck hicks that inhabit rural America. I've yet to understand when it became acceptable to be white trash. This logic has had me confused now for a few years. "We're poor and we're proud of it." Why? You don't have anything, You've got nothing but a broke trailer home. Why are you proud? "Its because thats who we are." Well have you considered maybe, I don't know, elevating yourself? "I can't do that, I don't have a good job." Well pendejo, you should have paid attention in school. Now, all you need to know is DING! Fries done. And thats another thing. I'm sick and tired of everyone saying,"Its so hard to get a job in America." Hey, guess what, its not hard to get employed in America. Its hard to find a job that you enjoy, but its not hard to find a job. I've friends who've gone months without a job. I lose a job and 3 days later I'm employed else where. How'd I do it? Well, first and foremost, I went out and looked for a job. "Dur, whaddya mean look for a job?" Well, get out there and start putting in applications everywhere. "But Michael, I don't have any skills." Hey, you shut the fuck up. Do your arms and legs work? Get a job at a factory then. "But the hours are so terrible." Hey, who the fuck cares? You've got a job. You're employed again. You're getting your bills paid on time. Find a job and keep looking. If you don't like the job you're in now, then keep looking for one dumbass. Don't just not work. Do something to make ends meet. I don't care if its flipping burgers or scrubbing toilets. You better be doing something to make an income. I'm tired of hearing people complain that they don't have money. Get out there and do something.


Another thing I'm tired of (White People I'm talking to you), is the white people who try to act black. Guess what. You're not a G-Unit Ryder. You're not from Runion Avenue, you're not in the Chamilitary. Stop trying to be. Hey, don't get me wrong. I listen to that music. I listen to some 50 Cent, D12/Eminem, Chamillionaire or however the fuck he spells his name, I listen to Zro and all that rap, but I don't try to act like I'm black. You're not 'representin' because guess what, you're just listening to the dope beats. "But Michael, I know what its like." No you don't fuckers. Not a damn one of you on here know what its like. All you little wannabe badasses can go fuck yourselves. Your daddies guns aren't yours. You're trying to be hardcore and badass, but you look fucking retarded. And I know all you Juggalos are laughing right now, but hey, you're next. So just sit tight. Its not cool to pretend to be hardcore. I know you want to show people you listen to that music, but I mean c'mon, really, how many of you actually have shot a gun at someone before? How many of you have grown up on the streets hustling your way through the day to make ends meet? Not a damn one of y'all. None of you know what its really like and listening to the music doesn't make it so. Some of you, I understand, have lived a hard life, and might relate to a few songs here and there. But guess what, You don't fit the bill. Stop trying to.


Now Juggalo's, guess what, how old do you think you are before the clown circus leaves your ass because you're too old? Uh...hmm.... Try 17 or 18. Guess what, the music ICP puts out is a generational brand of music. Its been proven that kids betweent the ages of 13 and 16 are more interested in listening to ICP than any other age group. After you turn 17, the tone of music you listen to changes.. you then fall into another group, the Slipknot generation. And FYI, Slipknot fucking sucks. Any group that needs more than 5 members in it is not real but a fake band. Its like a Garage band gone wrong. A lot of chainsaw screaming does not make a band good. There is no soul in music nowadays anyway. And that goes for that Chemical Romance shit as well. I'm not sure who's worse. I'm thinking its MCR on account that they are whiny little bitches. You are men! Males! C'mon! Get with the fuckin program! Unlesss they come out and say they are gay, I refuse to acknowledge them as males. And don't give me that Metrosexual crap either. You know what Metrosexual means? It means you're gay and you don't want to admit it. Well guess what, I don't buy it.


And I've got nothing against gay people. I've lots of gay friends. They're great people. There is nothing wrong with them. I just wish people would stop pretending to be something they're not. Thats all. Thats what I like about gay people. They're honest enough with themselves to be themselves. And there is nothing wrong with that. I wish more people would be themselves, thats all I ask. Stop pretending to be bad ass. Stop pretending to be wicked clowns or emo or goth or whatever. You don't have to be part of the machine that you fuel. You people preach Anarchy. You preach New World Order. Why? "Because I'm not free to express myself the way I am." Yes you are. Especially if you live in America. Look at me now? I'm expressing myself. Oh and don't give me that,"Well, I'm emo/goth/indie/straighedge/hardcore/wicked clown/chav/redneck/hippy/whatever excuse. Cause if you're just like everyone else, you're not expressing YOURSELF. You're expressing the idea that everyone else is doing. You're on the bandwagon. Its okay. A lot of you don't realize it. You're not an individual if 50000 other kids are doing it. You're not and individual if everyone else around you is doing it. Thats not being an individual. Thats being a cow in the herd. And some of you are getting arrogant. Some of you are trying to make it seem like you're the first. Like you're alone in this world. Hey, I'm here to tell you you're not. Time to wake up from that sleep that the machine has you in. Its time to evolve our ideas. I've said it once, I'll say it again. Evolution did not end with us growing thumbs and standing upright. Our mind is evolving too. We have to start moving forward so that we can live in peace and harmony with each other. So that we as a race can start to create a better world for our children to come to.



By the way, if anyone wants to hear the song I'm listening to right now, let me know and I'll send you the link to download it. Its very spanish of me.
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Wednesday, March 8th 2006

12:57 PM

Arizona Bay

  • Mood: Sitting on Arizona Bay
  • Music: Listening to a Genius who's time came too early

So I'm sitting here, at my desk at work. I've got 2 or 3 jobs I should be working on, but I'd rather ramble on a bit instead. So whats new in my life. Well, after 3 fucking weeks, I finally got to see House, M. D. last night. American 'Fucking' Idol has been on every night for the past 3 weeks, ruining my two hours of T.V. time. American Idol, or as my fiancee calls it,"The Hour Long Cell Phone Commercial." And its true. Maybe we're jaded..maybe we're seeing something different. But it seems like ever 2 minutes, Cingular Wireless has a plug on that show. I've got nothing against Cingular Wireless. They're capitalizing on a gold mine. You've got the mindless masses watching this "show" every Tuesday and Wednesday night, using their phone to "vote" for who they believe will be the next American Idol. Its hilarious. They think they are actually voting for the one they want to win. No, no, I'm not saying your votes don't count. I'm just saying that your vote doesn't make that big of a difference. The person that the shows producers want to win will win. Its kinda like the American voting process, ya know what I'm saying? A group of 12 business men decide on who they want to carry out their agenda. American Idol...American Elections..so many similarities between the two. And it seems like Bush has finally pissed off enough people to get him a 34 point drop in his approval rating on one poll, which is getting close his all time low of his entire presidency. This is how an interview between Bush and I would go:

BM: Mr. President, you want to open 6 ports up to a India-based company in order to do what?

PB: Well Michael, as you may know, my term is almost up. And so in order to live comfortably for the rest of my life, I made a deal with a few companies that will pay me royalties for the rest of my life...I mean, to stimulate the economy.

BM: But Mr. President, aside from your own personal greed, wouldn't it be more beneficial to the American people to keep those ports closed, preventing terrorism.

PB: The American Economy will benefit from it.

BM: Right, just like the American Economy benefited from your fathers selling of weapons to the Iraqis during the Persian Gulf War right?

PB: Um..well, um... look over there!

Yup... I knew it. Bush finally pissed off the right persons... I suppose he thought he could run the country without the help of the machine that made it possible for him to get into Office.

By the way, I made mention of a "fiancee." Yes, there is a woman out there that loves me for the prick asshole that I am. And I love her too. So, I asked her to marry me. And she said yes. Fell in love with her when I met her. She is so very similar to me.. yet her and I have so many differing view points. I believe a lot of that has to do with upbringing. She comes from a family that is relatively well off. I come from a family that lived paycheck to paycheck. There is just a slight difference in the two. However, she is into the same things I'm into, like video games, psychology, theatre arts, acting, stand up comedy, its so odd. Her and I have so many things in common... we fell in love with each other the first night we met.. and it just kinda went on from there...

And for the record, yes she knows the type of person I am. See, most people think I'm a jerk asshole to everyone. Thats not true. I'm a jerk asshole to everyone but the person I'm in love with. She's read my blog. She knows my attitude towards people. I'm filled with love and care for humanity, mixed with utter hopelessness for it. Its true. I believe that we, as a race, have the potential to evolve...because, like the Wizard once said,"Evolution didn't end with us growing thumbs, we evolve Ideas as well." And its true. Our evolution hasn't stopped. Its still going. Its only begun. How about we start with religion? How about we create a new religion? I'm not saying Christianity is bad. I'm not saying God doesn't exist or that Jesus doesn't exist. I'm saying its time to change things. I'm saying the old religions are outdated. Its time we, as a people, start evolving ideas.

I think that will be the way to peace. We let go of the old ways, and embrace a new ideal, together, as a whole. No more of this,"I'm right, you're wrong," mentality, but to come together and start moving forward. Religion is kinda keeping us, as a race, from progressing. Its time we stop believing everything the Media says. Its time we stop believing everything the Goverments tell us. Its time we become enlightened beings. Lets let go of the past. Lets move forward. Together.

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Monday, March 6th 2006

5:32 PM

From "Rant in E Minor"

  • Mood: Viewing the World with my Third Eye
This is taken from Bill Hicks' "Rant in E Minor." 

...Why don't you try loving the people that are already fucking here? Instead of living for a future that never fucking comes. It doesn't exist. It ain't coming. There is no future. Theres no such thing. It doesn't exist. "You're our future! The children are our future!" THERES NO SUCH THING ASSHOLE!! Take some mushrooms and squeegee your third fucking eye! Oh my God! There is only this moment!

This road I'm on,
Just goes on forever.
I don't know when I'll be,
back your way.

The argument doesn't work with me Flapjack. Just go back to your fucking crackerjack lifestyle. And I'll meet you at the evolution bell curve. I'll be sitting there a while. Its kind of a tortoise and the hare story. :crickets chirping: Thats Bill waiting for people to catch up. :crickets chirping: 'W
e think science is gonna help us Bill!' Aww fuck. :crickets chirping: Take mushrooms folks and squeegee your fucking third eye. TV has clouded it over. TV is like taking black paint to your third eye. Take mushrooms. What? Do think mushrooms are here by accident? You think its a fucking accident?"

"Oh my God, lift me up out of this illusion Lord. Heal my perception, that I may know only reality and only you."

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Tuesday, February 14th 2006

11:08 PM

Michael Fan Mail 2

  • Mood: Heheh
  • Music: Twisted Transistor by Korn Remixed by Dante Ross
So yeah, this is the second installment of Michael Fan Mail.  Lets get to viewer mail.

Dear Michael,
First off i dont think you know what you are talking about, yeah 10 year old thinking they are in love is a little crazy. But i have been with my husband for 7 years and have been married for almost two years. i met him when i was like 7 and we have been friends since. I love him and i was still in high school thats why we are married but its a shame i lost him to cancer.. But some kids so find love at a young age."

Dear Dingy Bitch,
I'm assuming that you are basing it off these lines from a previous entry:

"Oh I’ve given up on love ‘cause love has given up on me. What a crock of shit. You don’t know what love is. Oh, I found it in little Timmy or Susie. No, that highschool dating shit you call “love” ain’t nothing. Yeah, I thought I found it too. Nope, wrong Mykal. I ain’t found shit. But that doesn’t mean I’ve given up. You people are stupid and ignorant to think that you’re the only one that has had their heart broken. You think life is bad now? You sir are an idiot."


Well, if you had actually read the entire paragraph, I'm refering to these self loathing, self pitying, pricks who think that they are alone in this world. The type of selfish ass who thinks that Lil Timmy actually meant the words I love you. Those words are so flippantly used in todays society its pathetic. Most poeple don't even know what love is. They know a deep sense of caring. And this is backed by something called "high divorce rate." If you actually take the time, you'll notice that most marriages that happen between 2 teenagers have higher chance of divorce by age 21 than any other age group. I'm not saying that its not fully possible for 2 people to truly be in love with each other, however, statistically speaking people in the teenage category are unlikely to stay with their partner. Perhaps if you hadn't had your head up your ass, you would have seen that.
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Tuesday, February 7th 2006

12:01 PM

Of Apples and Stupids

  • Mood: Disturbed
  • Music: My fuckin Ipod

Alrighty boys and girls, its time for the rant of the week. So there is this guy in Louisiana, who is filing suit against Apple, Inc. Why? Because his Ipod can put out a range of decibels that are harmful to your ears when using earbuds. Let me repeat this for everyone. This guy is filing a class action suit against Apple, Inc for putting out a product that has the potential to damage your ears. He claims that there is not enough warning on the product letting you know that turning the volume up to high can potentially damage your ears. Keep in mind, Apple has a warning about that in the manual (and I know because I have an Ipod). I will let all of you simmer on that for a bit. In France, they made Apple recall all Ipods and made them reduced the maximum decibel output from 115 to 110. Now, if memory serves me right, for comfortable listening, you should have the decibel range between 50 and 60. Past 70dB, sound quality starts to deteriorate because most personal speakers can't handle above that level. They either start to cut in and out due to the frequency changes or the sound is filled with static. And Apple isn't the only mp3 manufacturer that has output ranges higher than 110. There are plenty of manufactures that output 115 db. So why Apple Ipods?

I believe that if this guy's lawsuit is won, I'm going to file suit on a knife manufacturer for creating a product that has the potential to cut me. I'm going to file suit against a heater company for making a product that keeps me too warm. Why? Because that is what that guy is doing. He is filing suit against a company that makes a product that has the potential to do harm to oneself. Now lets just think about this. If you turn on the TV and it is at a really high volume, what do you do? You turn the fucker down. If you turn on a lamp that is really bright, what do you do? You put a lamp shade over it. When food starts to burn on a stove, what do you do? You turn the heat down. Why? Because they are common sense things. Common sense people. This guy is filing suit against Apple because he has a lack of common sense. My question to this guy is how.. How he managed to live this long without winning a Darwin Award. Because to me, this guy seems to be the type. He's the same asshole that would touch an electrifed fence over and over and over. No one should have to tell you that high volumes of music can damage your ears. No one should have to tell you that when you order hot coffee, its going to be hot. No one should tell you that eating only eating McDonalds will make you gain weight. No one should have to tell you these things because these are the type of things you should know instinctively. These are the things you should have learned in fucking Kindergarten. When I was 5 years old, I knew that hot coffee was hot. I knew when the radio was too loud. I knew not to touch the blade of a knife. Or to pick up broken glass. Or touch fire. Why? Because instincts should kick in. Survival. COMMON FUCKING SENSE! You don't touch the fire because its hot.

Should a person be allowed to sue Phillip-Morris for making a product that is addictive and can cause cancer? NO! Its your choice to smoke cigarrettes. Should you be able to sue McDonalds because a harmful side effect of eating their food and not exercising some fucking self control is getting fat. NO! Its your choice to eat their shit and not stop and work out. No one from McDonalds forced a fucking BigMac down your throat. Phillip-Morris didn't put a gun to your head and say,"Smoke it or we smoke you." And Apple doesn't force anyone to listen to their music at a ridiculously high volumes. Its stupidity that causes these things.

But its a problem in todays society. Somehow, somewhere down the line, someone decided to reward stupidity. Someone decided that its okay to be stupid. It is our sovereign duty to make sure that the weak and stupid pass their genes on to the next generation. Thats not the course of nature. The course of nature dictates that the weak die off, so that the next generation consist of the smarter and the stronger. And the government allows it. Thats what I don't understand. The Federal Government allows stupidity to run rampant throughout America. Its as if they encourage it. If thats the case and this guy wins, I'm going to file suit against 3 entities. The first will be my government for allowing stupidity to run rampant and not stepping in. I have to deal with stupid people on a near constant basis, and that is causing uncomfortable living enviroment. The second entity will be the guy in Louisiana for staining the human race with his existence. It means that the next generation will have some trace of him and the potential for us to progress will be lost. The third will be Apple for not putting out a quality product due to a massive settlement case and a massive recall of all Ipods.

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Thursday, February 2nd 2006

5:00 PM

Yeah...about that...

  • Mood: At friends house
  • Music: Some country shit.
So yeah....Here's the deal. Aliens came down to Waco and I had to fend them off with my Level 9 Hadoken...... umm....yeah...thats it...

Seriously though, new girlfriend. Really great girl. Awesome even. But really high maintenance. But I love her. She's been taking up a lot of my free time and such. I'm certain in a few days things will return to normal.


And Cleighten, contact me at b14ckm453@yahoo.com ... If I recieve email from any chump other than Cleighten, I'll hunt you down. If I turn on my messenger and see friend requests from strange people, I'll strap you to a wall, get a rat and put him in a pot. Then I will take a torch and heat the pot up, forcing the rat to eat his way through you to safety. So in other words, don't be thinking I'm your friend.

Mean while, ya'll take this quiz.

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Brian.. yes i know theres a typo...

Which Family Guy Character Are you?
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Ya know, some of these quizzes, you can read the answers and guess what character they're talking about.
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