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Wednesday, June 28th 2006

8:04 PM

Girl Suing Myspace

Please read this all the way through and then read my opinion at the end of the message:

"Teen, mom sue MySpace.com for $30 million
Suit filed in Travis County claims popular Internet site fails to protect children from adult sexual predators.

By Claire Osborn
AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A 14-year-old Travis County girl who said she was sexually assaulted by a Buda man she met on MySpace.com sued the popular social networking site Monday for $30 million, claiming that it fails to protect minors from adult sexual predators.

The lawsuit claims that the Web site does not require users to verify their age and calls the security measures aimed at preventing strangers from contacting users younger than 16 "utterly ineffective."

"MySpace is more concerned about making money than protecting children online," said Adam Loewy, who is representing the girl and her mother in the lawsuit against MySpace, parent company News Corp. and Pete Solis, the 19-year-old accused of sexually assaulting the girl.

Hemanshu Nigam, the chief security officer for MySpace.com, said in a written statement: "We take aggressive measures to protect our members. We encourage everyone on the Internet to engage in smart web practices and have open family dialogue about how to apply offline lessons in the online world."

Founded in 2003, MySpace has more than 80 million registered users worldwide and is the world's third most-viewed Web site, according to the lawsuit.

Loewy said the lawsuit is the first of its kind in the nation against MySpace.

Solis contacted the girl through her MySpace Web site in April, telling her that he was a high school senior who played on the football team, according to the lawsuit.

In May, after a series of e-mails and phone calls, he picked her up at school, took her out to eat and to a movie, then drove her to an apartment complex parking lot in South Austin, where he sexually assaulted her, police said. He was arrested May 19.

The lawsuit includes news reports of other assault cases in which girls were contacted through MySpace. They include a 22-year-old Wisconsin man charged with six counts of sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl and a 27-year-old Connecticut man accused of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl.

MySpace says on a "Tips for Parents" page that users must be 14 or older. The Web site does nothing to verify the age of the user, such as requiring a driver's license or credit card number, Loewy said.

To create an account, a MySpace user must list a name, an e-mail address, sex, country and date of birth.

"None of this has to be true," the lawsuit said.

Attorneys general from five states, including Texas, have asked MySpace.com to provide more security, the lawsuit said. Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott sent a letter to the MySpace.com chief executive officer May 22, asking him to require users to verify their age and identity with a credit card or verified e-mail account.

Lauren Gelman, associate director of the Center for Internet and Society at Stanford Law School, said she does not think MySpace is legally responsible for what happens away from its site.

"If you interact on MySpace, you are safe, but if a 13-year-old or 14-year-old goes out in person and meets someone she doesn't know, that is always an unsafe endeavor," Gelman said. "We need to teach our kids to be wary of strangers."

Loewy said he was confident about the lawsuit, which he said seeks damages worth 1 percent of the company's estimated worth.

"We feel that 1 percent of that is the bare minimum that they should compensate the girl for their failure to protect her online when they knew sexual predators were on that site," he said. "

Now, personally, this is the reason why 14 Year olds should not be allowed on the internet, ESPECIALLY without parental supervision. Some can handle the responsibility, but unfortunately, its dipshits like this one that ruin a perfectly good thing. And I'm not just mad at the 14 year old, I'm pissed off at the Predator as well. And you know what, there is no such thing as justified rape, however, none of this would have happened if MOMMY and/or DADDY had been paying attention. Now Lil Miss Dipshit gets molested and she wants to sue because she wasn't protected. You know what, she shouldn't have even been talking to him. She shouldn't have even agreed to meet up with him. There is no excuse for her actions, gained trust or not. A 14 year old is not capable of making those decisions. Otherwise, we wouldn't have child laws in place. The only people in fault here are the parents, child, and the predator. But thanks to the litigation happy mentaility that reigns in this country, she gets to try and sue Myspace for her mistake. Again, another Hot Coffee Spilled Lawsuit.

AND Myspace, personally, you shouldn't allow anyone under the age of 17 on this site.  There is too much adult content and too much of a risk on your part.

People be smart about what you do. 
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Tuesday, May 30th 2006

12:35 PM

Scattered Content

  • Mood: Happy
  • Music: Pink Floyd - Greatest Hits

Okay boys and girls, its time for Mages Rants.. or something like that. I have to come up with a catchy hook. Anywho, today we'll cover a few subjects. The first is celebrity nicknames. I'm not refering to Uwe Boll's nickname of Destroyer of that Which is Sacred. No, I'm refering to nicknames that refer to a couple. I'll give you the list:

Bennifer - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez or Garner.. you decide

TomKat - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (Katie Cruise just sounds ridiculous)

Brangelina - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Garfleck - Another variant of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

Spederline - Brit Spears and Kevin Federline.. sounds like a Speedo.

Vaughniston - This one is retarded. Vince Vaughn and Jen Anniston

Parisopolis - A city and the latin word for city. *Thumbs Up*

Jared Catalohan - Um.. I see Lohan.. who is Jared Cata-something?

Gyllengaard - I knew Jake Gyllenhal was gay.

Dashmi/Dashton - Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. I think Ed Rex would be better.

Now, a few of them, its obvious as to who they are. But a few of them.. its kinda hard to say exactly. Like the Parisopolis or the Gyllengaard. Why? Because those celebrity couples are obscure. They don't make front page of the tabloids (which is the extent of my celebrity knowledge. I had to google celebrity nicknames in order to make a complete list.) Now I know the first nick name was cute. That was fine.. but you have the rest of the media to ruin anything that is good in this world. You are unoriginal, overpaid bottomfeeders who should be shot where you stand. Tabloids and people who work for them are Satan's spawn. I can't stand hearing about Paparrazi (Which was a bad movie btw) get their asses beat for invading on someones privacy. People always want to side with them too. How about trying this, side with the people you devote so much time to. How about treating them like they're people. They do the same thing you do. They get up, go to work and then come home or go out to a party or take care of their kids. Yet, you have to have the cameras up their ass so you know what they're doing before they do it.Paparrazi, they're the scum of the earth and I hope they die.

Secondly, people who bitch about the price of gas.. More specifically, the assholes who take their gas rage (sounds like a medical condition), out on store clerks and what not. These limpwristed prostate fondlers are out of their minds. They either gas up and bitch about prices to the store clerk (who has no control over the price of gas) or they gas up and drive off. Hey, asshole, look at me when I'm talking to you, stop yelling at the clerk. He did nothing wrong. You want to bitch about the price of gas? Then write Exxon, Texaco, Shell, BP, and whoever else you buy gas from. Start boycotting. Start doing something active about the situation instead of bitching about it. You lazy fucks. How about cutting back on the driving? Plan your destinations ahead of time. Stop making 3 or 4 trips to the store a day. Carpool!! FUCK AROUND you lazy bastards. Stop with the bitching and get active. And a lot of you are going, well Michael, you're not getting active and all you're doing is bitching. Yeah, thats because the active step for me is to take a baseball bat and get all Babe Ruth on the back of your heads.

MOVIE REVIEWS!!

The Da Vinci Code or National Treasure: European Tour. Yes, thats right folks. There is nothing offensive in this movie. The plot is fairly simple, yet for some reason, its just not executed properly. And the sad thing is that this movie is 2.5 hours long. I think I would have enjoyed it more if it were 3 hours long.. or a made for TV miniseries. That would have at least given it time to explain more in detail the background of characters like Robert Langdon, the Opus Dei Alibo Monk, even Leigh Teabing. I'll have to read the book now if I can get past the after taste. The actors move through the movie like they're drugged. Jean Reno in particular.. which is sad, because he's decent actor. And Audrey Tatou, you're beautiful and I'm sure a talented actress, but did you have to pour the French accent in so thick? Half the time, I expected to see a subtitle caption at the bottom to understand what you were saying. The Albino Monk seemed like he was mumbling the entire time.. possibly about how poor this movie is going to do. Don't get me wrong, its a great movie, but it didn't meet expectations. Da Vinci Code, I'm giving you a 3.5/5.

X-Men 3: Last Stand. Again, another really good movie. Not great, but damned good. What I particularly liked about this movie is that it has moments where you're just left going,"Did I really see that?" One of the most pivotal moments in the movie had my jaw dropped for a few minutes after the scene. Kelsey Grammar played one hell of a Beast/Hank McCoy. I can't possibly see them getting anyone else to do the role. Cyclops and Xavier seemed to be lifeless in this one.. heheh.. Thats funny. Oh and stick around after the credits for an extra goodie. This ain't no trilogy my friends.. at least there will be a few more movies to come. So what was so bad about this one? It was a great movie.. Not the best I've ever seen mind you, but a damn good movie. There was nothing truly wrong with it. It had its memorable moments (Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!), but its not the most memorable movie ever. Like I said, go see it. Don't bitch about it. And Halle Berry did a better job in this one than she has in her previous roles. We see her really kick some ass.

The last thing I want to go over with everyone is that I just got back from a trip to Arizona. That is currently where my fiancee resides. In a few days, her and I will be married. I'll be gone for a while.. sorta.. if'n you know me, come over and meet my wife. I loves her so much. She's the best thing that has happened to me and my inspiration of all my endeavors. She is my best friend and will eventually be the mother of my children. Thank you Wendy for all you've done.

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Friday, May 5th 2006

6:51 PM

Heritage.. and the like.

  • Mood: Sleepy
  • Music: Mexican Rap
Today is May 5th. Its Cinco de Mayo, in Mexico. No its not Mexico's Independence day. That doesn't happen until September. No, on this day... aww fuck that. Today in history, Mexico kicked Frances lil' bitch ass cause they couldn't repay a debt to France. 'Nuff said.

But the reason I'm actually mentioning this to everyone is this. Today means more than that. Today should be a day where we all look back on our heritage. Where we come from. What does Cinco De Mayo mean to me? Nothing. I'm an American. I was born here. I have European and Native American blood flowing through my veins. I see this day as a day to remember where I come from. So please everyone, take some time and be proud of your heritage. Drink a Corona, beat a French mans ass, kick back, and don't let me hear you say, VIVA LA MEXICO! Otherwise, you may find me kicking your teeth in.

Oh and Google is racist. They change their home page for every holiday that comes around. They even changed that shit for "Earth Day", but did they change it for the Beaner Holiday? Hell no. Who the hell even celebrates "Earth Day?" I mean really, I haven't done shit for that day since Elementary. Then again, what could they change it to? Two Mexicans leaned up on either side of the word Google, taking a ciesta? A little pinata hanging from the "G"? Each "o" has a sombrero and a Corona bottle next to the "l"? That would be pretty fucked up. Hehe... Later ya'll!
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Wednesday, April 12th 2006

5:31 PM

Coins

  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Music: Carlos Mencia - Take a Joke America
This blog will cover 2 topics that are important to me. The first is this immigration law bullshit everyone has been shitting about, and the second will be about the duality of human nature and recent complaints I've recieved.

Lets start with the immigration law shit first. I just want to say, everyone who is protesting against the new policies, please, go kill yourself now. Listen people, a lot of you don't realize what the fuck you're protesting. Lets look at the facts shall we? America is founded on immigrants. And guess what, I'm the proud result of that. My main heritage is Hispanic and Irish (I've also got some French, Native American, Dutch, and something else in me). But you don't see me waiving a Mexican Flag around do you? No. I don't go waiving the Irish flag do I? No. And guess what, I find that shit to be very offensive. I understand you're proud of your heritage. I'm proud of mine. But when people start screaming "VIVA EL MEXICO!" I draw the line. HEY WETBACKS, IF YOU'RE FUCKING LISTENING, PAY ATTENTION:

You are in America now. You left Mexico for freedom and opportunity. If you don't like it here, you know where the border is.

Usted ahora está en América. Usted salió de México para la libertad y la oportunidad. Si usted no tiene gusto de él aquí, usted sabe donde está la frontera.

Now,  there are some questions I've been asked. The first is,"Do I think that illegal immigrants should be deported?" Yes. I do. Currently, there are 11 MILLION illegal immigrants in the United States. 11 Million. Do you fathom the amount of people that is. Of course not. 11 Million people living illegally in the United States.  And they're not all Mexican. They're all different races of peoples, but that doesn't negate the fact they shouldn't be here. Don't get me wrong, I believe in moving to the United States and LEGALLY becoming a citizen.

" Do you think that illegal immigrants should be able to remain in country and become citizens?" I believe a grace period should be given to them. A 6 month grace period that allows them to get their shit together. That is plenty of time for them to get citizenship through.

"Should the U.S. build a 200 mile fence along the Mexican border?" Not just along the Mexican border. I believe it should be along the Canadian border as well. And it needs to be tripled up as well. 10 feet tall. And there should be outposts every 50 miles fitted with snipers with tranquilizer darts. 

"Should the U.S. criminalize the employment of illegal immigrants?" Yes. Severe consequences should be made to employers who knowingly hire illegal immigrants. They don't pay taxes. They're not part of the economy. They need to be helping this country that they are taking from.

Hey, we are too kind to our immigrants, especially Mexicans. We cater to them in every way. Hey, you want to be part of this country, you want to be in the land of liberty and opportunity, then learn the language. Stop demanding special treatment. Stop demanding extra perks. Its not fair, its not right. And people who are protesting against what I said.. I NEVER and I mean, NEVER want to hear you bitch about not having a job because an immigrant took it. I never want to hear you bitch about how they get special treatment. I don't want to hear that you're unhappy with the choice.

Now, why am I acting like this? Because, I'm HUMAN. I've 2 sides. I'm a good guy, but I've my own dark and mean opinions. People who get to know me, know that I'm a great, nice guy. People who get to know me, see that I am caring and loving of all humans. But guess what, I get annoyed by how stupid people get. And thats what my blog is about. Life is not cute and fun loving and nice and whatever. Life is not shitty, and mean, and hard and whatever. Its both. I'm not cheery and happy all the time. I'm also mean and an asshole. But at least I'm honest enough with myself to admit that. People who don't like the fact that I've my own personal opinions about life know where the door is.
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Wednesday, March 8th 2006

12:57 PM

Arizona Bay

  • Mood: Sitting on Arizona Bay
  • Music: Listening to a Genius who's time came too early

So I'm sitting here, at my desk at work. I've got 2 or 3 jobs I should be working on, but I'd rather ramble on a bit instead. So whats new in my life. Well, after 3 fucking weeks, I finally got to see House, M. D. last night. American 'Fucking' Idol has been on every night for the past 3 weeks, ruining my two hours of T.V. time. American Idol, or as my fiancee calls it,"The Hour Long Cell Phone Commercial." And its true. Maybe we're jaded..maybe we're seeing something different. But it seems like ever 2 minutes, Cingular Wireless has a plug on that show. I've got nothing against Cingular Wireless. They're capitalizing on a gold mine. You've got the mindless masses watching this "show" every Tuesday and Wednesday night, using their phone to "vote" for who they believe will be the next American Idol. Its hilarious. They think they are actually voting for the one they want to win. No, no, I'm not saying your votes don't count. I'm just saying that your vote doesn't make that big of a difference. The person that the shows producers want to win will win. Its kinda like the American voting process, ya know what I'm saying? A group of 12 business men decide on who they want to carry out their agenda. American Idol...American Elections..so many similarities between the two. And it seems like Bush has finally pissed off enough people to get him a 34 point drop in his approval rating on one poll, which is getting close his all time low of his entire presidency. This is how an interview between Bush and I would go:

BM: Mr. President, you want to open 6 ports up to a India-based company in order to do what?

PB: Well Michael, as you may know, my term is almost up. And so in order to live comfortably for the rest of my life, I made a deal with a few companies that will pay me royalties for the rest of my life...I mean, to stimulate the economy.

BM: But Mr. President, aside from your own personal greed, wouldn't it be more beneficial to the American people to keep those ports closed, preventing terrorism.

PB: The American Economy will benefit from it.

BM: Right, just like the American Economy benefited from your fathers selling of weapons to the Iraqis during the Persian Gulf War right?

PB: Um..well, um... look over there!

Yup... I knew it. Bush finally pissed off the right persons... I suppose he thought he could run the country without the help of the machine that made it possible for him to get into Office.

By the way, I made mention of a "fiancee." Yes, there is a woman out there that loves me for the prick asshole that I am. And I love her too. So, I asked her to marry me. And she said yes. Fell in love with her when I met her. She is so very similar to me.. yet her and I have so many differing view points. I believe a lot of that has to do with upbringing. She comes from a family that is relatively well off. I come from a family that lived paycheck to paycheck. There is just a slight difference in the two. However, she is into the same things I'm into, like video games, psychology, theatre arts, acting, stand up comedy, its so odd. Her and I have so many things in common... we fell in love with each other the first night we met.. and it just kinda went on from there...

And for the record, yes she knows the type of person I am. See, most people think I'm a jerk asshole to everyone. Thats not true. I'm a jerk asshole to everyone but the person I'm in love with. She's read my blog. She knows my attitude towards people. I'm filled with love and care for humanity, mixed with utter hopelessness for it. Its true. I believe that we, as a race, have the potential to evolve...because, like the Wizard once said,"Evolution didn't end with us growing thumbs, we evolve Ideas as well." And its true. Our evolution hasn't stopped. Its still going. Its only begun. How about we start with religion? How about we create a new religion? I'm not saying Christianity is bad. I'm not saying God doesn't exist or that Jesus doesn't exist. I'm saying its time to change things. I'm saying the old religions are outdated. Its time we, as a people, start evolving ideas.

I think that will be the way to peace. We let go of the old ways, and embrace a new ideal, together, as a whole. No more of this,"I'm right, you're wrong," mentality, but to come together and start moving forward. Religion is kinda keeping us, as a race, from progressing. Its time we stop believing everything the Media says. Its time we stop believing everything the Goverments tell us. Its time we become enlightened beings. Lets let go of the past. Lets move forward. Together.

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Monday, March 6th 2006

5:32 PM

From "Rant in E Minor"

  • Mood: Viewing the World with my Third Eye
This is taken from Bill Hicks' "Rant in E Minor." 

...Why don't you try loving the people that are already fucking here? Instead of living for a future that never fucking comes. It doesn't exist. It ain't coming. There is no future. Theres no such thing. It doesn't exist. "You're our future! The children are our future!" THERES NO SUCH THING ASSHOLE!! Take some mushrooms and squeegee your third fucking eye! Oh my God! There is only this moment!

This road I'm on,
Just goes on forever.
I don't know when I'll be,
back your way.

The argument doesn't work with me Flapjack. Just go back to your fucking crackerjack lifestyle. And I'll meet you at the evolution bell curve. I'll be sitting there a while. Its kind of a tortoise and the hare story. :crickets chirping: Thats Bill waiting for people to catch up. :crickets chirping: 'W
e think science is gonna help us Bill!' Aww fuck. :crickets chirping: Take mushrooms folks and squeegee your fucking third eye. TV has clouded it over. TV is like taking black paint to your third eye. Take mushrooms. What? Do think mushrooms are here by accident? You think its a fucking accident?"

"Oh my God, lift me up out of this illusion Lord. Heal my perception, that I may know only reality and only you."

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Tuesday, February 14th 2006

11:08 PM

Michael Fan Mail 2

  • Mood: Heheh
  • Music: Twisted Transistor by Korn Remixed by Dante Ross
So yeah, this is the second installment of Michael Fan Mail.  Lets get to viewer mail.

Dear Michael,
First off i dont think you know what you are talking about, yeah 10 year old thinking they are in love is a little crazy. But i have been with my husband for 7 years and have been married for almost two years. i met him when i was like 7 and we have been friends since. I love him and i was still in high school thats why we are married but its a shame i lost him to cancer.. But some kids so find love at a young age."

Dear Dingy Bitch,
I'm assuming that you are basing it off these lines from a previous entry:

"Oh I’ve given up on love ‘cause love has given up on me. What a crock of shit. You don’t know what love is. Oh, I found it in little Timmy or Susie. No, that highschool dating shit you call “love” ain’t nothing. Yeah, I thought I found it too. Nope, wrong Mykal. I ain’t found shit. But that doesn’t mean I’ve given up. You people are stupid and ignorant to think that you’re the only one that has had their heart broken. You think life is bad now? You sir are an idiot."


Well, if you had actually read the entire paragraph, I'm refering to these self loathing, self pitying, pricks who think that they are alone in this world. The type of selfish ass who thinks that Lil Timmy actually meant the words I love you. Those words are so flippantly used in todays society its pathetic. Most poeple don't even know what love is. They know a deep sense of caring. And this is backed by something called "high divorce rate." If you actually take the time, you'll notice that most marriages that happen between 2 teenagers have higher chance of divorce by age 21 than any other age group. I'm not saying that its not fully possible for 2 people to truly be in love with each other, however, statistically speaking people in the teenage category are unlikely to stay with their partner. Perhaps if you hadn't had your head up your ass, you would have seen that.
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Tuesday, February 7th 2006

12:01 PM

Of Apples and Stupids

  • Mood: Disturbed
  • Music: My fuckin Ipod

Alrighty boys and girls, its time for the rant of the week. So there is this guy in Louisiana, who is filing suit against Apple, Inc. Why? Because his Ipod can put out a range of decibels that are harmful to your ears when using earbuds. Let me repeat this for everyone. This guy is filing a class action suit against Apple, Inc for putting out a product that has the potential to damage your ears. He claims that there is not enough warning on the product letting you know that turning the volume up to high can potentially damage your ears. Keep in mind, Apple has a warning about that in the manual (and I know because I have an Ipod). I will let all of you simmer on that for a bit. In France, they made Apple recall all Ipods and made them reduced the maximum decibel output from 115 to 110. Now, if memory serves me right, for comfortable listening, you should have the decibel range between 50 and 60. Past 70dB, sound quality starts to deteriorate because most personal speakers can't handle above that level. They either start to cut in and out due to the frequency changes or the sound is filled with static. And Apple isn't the only mp3 manufacturer that has output ranges higher than 110. There are plenty of manufactures that output 115 db. So why Apple Ipods?

I believe that if this guy's lawsuit is won, I'm going to file suit on a knife manufacturer for creating a product that has the potential to cut me. I'm going to file suit against a heater company for making a product that keeps me too warm. Why? Because that is what that guy is doing. He is filing suit against a company that makes a product that has the potential to do harm to oneself. Now lets just think about this. If you turn on the TV and it is at a really high volume, what do you do? You turn the fucker down. If you turn on a lamp that is really bright, what do you do? You put a lamp shade over it. When food starts to burn on a stove, what do you do? You turn the heat down. Why? Because they are common sense things. Common sense people. This guy is filing suit against Apple because he has a lack of common sense. My question to this guy is how.. How he managed to live this long without winning a Darwin Award. Because to me, this guy seems to be the type. He's the same asshole that would touch an electrifed fence over and over and over. No one should have to tell you that high volumes of music can damage your ears. No one should have to tell you that when you order hot coffee, its going to be hot. No one should tell you that eating only eating McDonalds will make you gain weight. No one should have to tell you these things because these are the type of things you should know instinctively. These are the things you should have learned in fucking Kindergarten. When I was 5 years old, I knew that hot coffee was hot. I knew when the radio was too loud. I knew not to touch the blade of a knife. Or to pick up broken glass. Or touch fire. Why? Because instincts should kick in. Survival. COMMON FUCKING SENSE! You don't touch the fire because its hot.

Should a person be allowed to sue Phillip-Morris for making a product that is addictive and can cause cancer? NO! Its your choice to smoke cigarrettes. Should you be able to sue McDonalds because a harmful side effect of eating their food and not exercising some fucking self control is getting fat. NO! Its your choice to eat their shit and not stop and work out. No one from McDonalds forced a fucking BigMac down your throat. Phillip-Morris didn't put a gun to your head and say,"Smoke it or we smoke you." And Apple doesn't force anyone to listen to their music at a ridiculously high volumes. Its stupidity that causes these things.

But its a problem in todays society. Somehow, somewhere down the line, someone decided to reward stupidity. Someone decided that its okay to be stupid. It is our sovereign duty to make sure that the weak and stupid pass their genes on to the next generation. Thats not the course of nature. The course of nature dictates that the weak die off, so that the next generation consist of the smarter and the stronger. And the government allows it. Thats what I don't understand. The Federal Government allows stupidity to run rampant throughout America. Its as if they encourage it. If thats the case and this guy wins, I'm going to file suit against 3 entities. The first will be my government for allowing stupidity to run rampant and not stepping in. I have to deal with stupid people on a near constant basis, and that is causing uncomfortable living enviroment. The second entity will be the guy in Louisiana for staining the human race with his existence. It means that the next generation will have some trace of him and the potential for us to progress will be lost. The third will be Apple for not putting out a quality product due to a massive settlement case and a massive recall of all Ipods.

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Thursday, February 2nd 2006

5:00 PM

Yeah...about that...

  • Mood: At friends house
  • Music: Some country shit.
So yeah....Here's the deal. Aliens came down to Waco and I had to fend them off with my Level 9 Hadoken...... umm....yeah...thats it...

Seriously though, new girlfriend. Really great girl. Awesome even. But really high maintenance. But I love her. She's been taking up a lot of my free time and such. I'm certain in a few days things will return to normal.


And Cleighten, contact me at b14ckm453@yahoo.com ... If I recieve email from any chump other than Cleighten, I'll hunt you down. If I turn on my messenger and see friend requests from strange people, I'll strap you to a wall, get a rat and put him in a pot. Then I will take a torch and heat the pot up, forcing the rat to eat his way through you to safety. So in other words, don't be thinking I'm your friend.

Mean while, ya'll take this quiz.

HASH(0x8ca43c0)
Brian.. yes i know theres a typo...

Which Family Guy Character Are you?
brought to you by Quizilla


Ya know, some of these quizzes, you can read the answers and guess what character they're talking about.
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Wednesday, January 25th 2006

10:41 AM

Blackmage Fan Mail 1

  • Mood: I'm hungry
  • Music: One more time by Korn

Wow, that was fast....I got a 6 emails in a 24 hour period. I'll get to the first one

"Dear Blackmage,

I like reading your blog. It is a constant reality check that many people need. Myself included. I hope there will be many more entries to come. Is it true you and Cleighten are making a dual blog? I can't wait for it."

Dear Loyal Reader,

Thank you very much. Everyone from time to time needs a reality check. I pride myself on being the one to administer it. Yes, it is true, Cleighten and I are working on a joint collaboration. The blog addy will be sftod.blogspot.com. Yes, we'll both be running our own repsective blogs, but this is a joint collaboration, to bring a deeper sense of reality to the interwebs. Hope everyone enjoys!

Yours Truly,

Blackmage

"Dear Blackmage,

Why is it you're an ass to all these types of people. Can't you just accept them for who they are? Why do you have to constantly put them down?"

Dear Bleeding Heart Emo,

Why am I an ass to these peoples? Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? How did the Backstreet Boys become popular? No one knows. But seriously, simply put, you and the rest of your bleeding heart emo, hippy, goth, tree hugging brethren are a stain on society. You shame our generation with your blinded eyes. You are completely oblivious to the world around you. You try to pull the "I'm an individual" excuse. But in all reality, you're just like every kid that puts on the black fingernail polish and the black clothes. You are just like every kid who wears their hair in the emo style. Where is the individualism in that? You're not fighting against the machine, you're part of it. Because you know, you're "buying" all those nice pretty hair colors from a corportation. You're buying your clothes from a corporation. The machine sees you for who you are, a blind, naive, ignorant, impressional youth. And they are capitalizing on it. Everything you have "fought" to be against is just using you. And you're not alone. There are so many different groups that get used everyday. Its sickening. And whats worse, you think you're alone in this world. May you and the rest of your brethren go play in traffic and die.

Thank you for Reading,

Blackmage

Oh boy, gettin me started. Time for the next letter. This one had me laughing.

"Dear Blackmage,

I didn't like your 'commentary' on the redneck article. I'm a redneck and damn proud of it. The rebel flag is a symbol of heritage not hate. The only one that seems to hate is you. Also, I'm a girl and I'm not a slut. There is more to being a redneck than what you put in your post."

Dear Trailer Trash,

I'm sorry that you don't know what the fuck SATIRE is. Perhaps if you weren't out bangin your brother, you'd open a book that had word meanings in it. Its called a dictionary. In school (I'm assuming you go to school...still stuck in 3rd grade, but hey, we're not all straigh A students) they are all over the place. I would tell you to read one, but I'll spare you the trouble. This is taken from Websters Dictionary:

Satire, n. 1. Sarcasm or ridicule in the exposure of wrongful actions or attitudes.

Now, I found the article in wikipedia to be amusing and it painted a stereotypical redneck. I only made fun of the article, not the redneck himself. But, since you're already offended, I might as well. In my experience with Rednecks, I have found that most are white trailer trash that needs to be removed from this planet. Your collective intelligence has somehow managed to keep you going. I'm not sure if its through inbreeding, or what. However, you make all southerners look bad. Not everyone here in the south is a poor, gun totin', Bush Votin', inbred slob. Some of us, are very intelligent, have real jobs, clean yards, real houses on our own property. And most importantly, we don't run around waving the Rebel Flag like its a fucking way of life! Its not. It doesn't signify heritage. It is a symbol of America's past dark past. You don't see Germans runnin around with a swastika screaming, its my heritage. Why? Because its a symbol of Germany's dark past. Its done, they're done, you're done. You can kill yourself now. And furthermore, putting out deer feeders and sitting in a nice warm box up in the trees is not hunting. Thats target practice. You want to go hunting? Get a bow and arrow and start stalking a deer or boar. That is real hunting.

Thank you for reading,

Blackmage

Ya know what, I'm done for the day. Any questions or comments, please email me at rogueblackmage@hotmail.com or b14ckm453@yahoo.com. And don't be putting me on your buddy lists either.

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