Wow, that was fast....I got a 6 emails in a 24 hour period. I'll get to the first one

"Dear Blackmage,

I like reading your blog. It is a constant reality check that many people need. Myself included. I hope there will be many more entries to come. Is it true you and Cleighten are making a dual blog? I can't wait for it."

Dear Loyal Reader,

Thank you very much. Everyone from time to time needs a reality check. I pride myself on being the one to administer it. Yes, it is true, Cleighten and I are working on a joint collaboration. The blog addy will be sftod.blogspot.com. Yes, we'll both be running our own repsective blogs, but this is a joint collaboration, to bring a deeper sense of reality to the interwebs. Hope everyone enjoys!

Yours Truly,

Blackmage

"Dear Blackmage,

Why is it you're an ass to all these types of people. Can't you just accept them for who they are? Why do you have to constantly put them down?"

Dear Bleeding Heart Emo,

Why am I an ass to these peoples? Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? How did the Backstreet Boys become popular? No one knows. But seriously, simply put, you and the rest of your bleeding heart emo, hippy, goth, tree hugging brethren are a stain on society. You shame our generation with your blinded eyes. You are completely oblivious to the world around you. You try to pull the "I'm an individual" excuse. But in all reality, you're just like every kid that puts on the black fingernail polish and the black clothes. You are just like every kid who wears their hair in the emo style. Where is the individualism in that? You're not fighting against the machine, you're part of it. Because you know, you're "buying" all those nice pretty hair colors from a corportation. You're buying your clothes from a corporation. The machine sees you for who you are, a blind, naive, ignorant, impressional youth. And they are capitalizing on it. Everything you have "fought" to be against is just using you. And you're not alone. There are so many different groups that get used everyday. Its sickening. And whats worse, you think you're alone in this world. May you and the rest of your brethren go play in traffic and die.

Thank you for Reading,

Blackmage

Oh boy, gettin me started. Time for the next letter. This one had me laughing.

"Dear Blackmage,

I didn't like your 'commentary' on the redneck article. I'm a redneck and damn proud of it. The rebel flag is a symbol of heritage not hate. The only one that seems to hate is you. Also, I'm a girl and I'm not a slut. There is more to being a redneck than what you put in your post."

Dear Trailer Trash,

I'm sorry that you don't know what the fuck SATIRE is. Perhaps if you weren't out bangin your brother, you'd open a book that had word meanings in it. Its called a dictionary. In school (I'm assuming you go to school...still stuck in 3rd grade, but hey, we're not all straigh A students) they are all over the place. I would tell you to read one, but I'll spare you the trouble. This is taken from Websters Dictionary:

Satire, n. 1. Sarcasm or ridicule in the exposure of wrongful actions or attitudes.

Now, I found the article in wikipedia to be amusing and it painted a stereotypical redneck. I only made fun of the article, not the redneck himself. But, since you're already offended, I might as well. In my experience with Rednecks, I have found that most are white trailer trash that needs to be removed from this planet. Your collective intelligence has somehow managed to keep you going. I'm not sure if its through inbreeding, or what. However, you make all southerners look bad. Not everyone here in the south is a poor, gun totin', Bush Votin', inbred slob. Some of us, are very intelligent, have real jobs, clean yards, real houses on our own property. And most importantly, we don't run around waving the Rebel Flag like its a fucking way of life! Its not. It doesn't signify heritage. It is a symbol of America's past dark past. You don't see Germans runnin around with a swastika screaming, its my heritage. Why? Because its a symbol of Germany's dark past. Its done, they're done, you're done. You can kill yourself now. And furthermore, putting out deer feeders and sitting in a nice warm box up in the trees is not hunting. Thats target practice. You want to go hunting? Get a bow and arrow and start stalking a deer or boar. That is real hunting.

Thank you for reading,

Blackmage

Ya know what, I'm done for the day. Any questions or comments, please email me at rogueblackmage@hotmail.com or b14ckm453@yahoo.com. And don't be putting me on your buddy lists either.