Today is May 5th. Its Cinco de Mayo, in Mexico. No its not Mexico's Independence day. That doesn't happen until September. No, on this day... aww fuck that. Today in history, Mexico kicked Frances lil' bitch ass cause they couldn't repay a debt to France. 'Nuff said.

But the reason I'm actually mentioning this to everyone is this. Today means more than that. Today should be a day where we all look back on our heritage. Where we come from. What does Cinco De Mayo mean to me? Nothing. I'm an American. I was born here. I have European and Native American blood flowing through my veins. I see this day as a day to remember where I come from. So please everyone, take some time and be proud of your heritage. Drink a Corona, beat a French mans ass, kick back, and don't let me hear you say, VIVA LA MEXICO! Otherwise, you may find me kicking your teeth in.

Oh and Google is racist. They change their home page for every holiday that comes around. They even changed that shit for "Earth Day", but did they change it for the Beaner Holiday? Hell no. Who the hell even celebrates "Earth Day?" I mean really, I haven't done shit for that day since Elementary. Then again, what could they change it to? Two Mexicans leaned up on either side of the word Google, taking a ciesta? A little pinata hanging from the "G"? Each "o" has a sombrero and a Corona bottle next to the "l"? That would be pretty fucked up. Hehe... Later ya'll!